Thanks again to our Chivettes for submitting photos this week. You all continue to prove to the world that you don't need photoshop to be beautiful. So here's to the real girls. It really helps if you mark your email 'Sexy Chivers' or 'Chivette', otherwise your tush might become forever suspended in the floating matrix that is the Chive Submit Inbox. AWESOME INSTRUCTIONS: Grab your camera (phone) and write 'Hi Chivers' on a sign or some part of your body (be as creative as you like). Then use our handy-dandy upload page to send pics to thechivesubmit [at] gmail [dot] com and collect internet fame.
 Above all: Be Creative. Happy Friday, Chivers, stay tuned for the HQ DAR. Chive On! - John

A reporter for Canada's Globe and Mail went rogue in the captions making fun of celebrities and their excessive "1% lifestyles" while the rest of the country eats shit. We were able to get screenshots of the slideshow before they were removed.